thank you for all you offer. babes, bikes, bona fide living. we are three, fuckin' dudes & takin' names, in the borough of dreams. this is our diary.

You know you’re a next level 5 Leaves regular when you call the bar to see who’s working (because one of the bartenders makes a delicious spiked mexican hot chocolate that isn’t on the menu yet), and they recognize your voice.

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This family doesn’t have enough time for drugs… there’s too much alcohol Grandma
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hurricane sandy supplies list
  • wine
  • beer
  • whiskey/rum (and the fixings for spiked cider & hot toddies)
  • chips
  • cheese doodles
  • quiche ingredients¬†
  • manmosa supplies
  • apples
  • peanut butter
  • bread
  • kale
  • cheese
  • soup
  • hummus
  • ice cream
  • sparkling water, regular & flavored
  • passive texts to our west coast parents
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