You know you’re a next level 5 Leaves regular when you call the bar to see who’s working (because one of the bartenders makes a delicious spiked mexican hot chocolate that isn’t on the menu yet), and they recognize your voice.
|mccall:||"i want to relive this entire weekend every weekend. i have been laying in bed trying to remember the line i said that CT wanted to write down that would make a good song lyric. i don't think i'll every remember. but maybe when his album comes out it will be obvious"|
|me:||"i've been trying to remember for sure if he put his extremely talented penis in my vagina. but i'm sure when the next album comes out it will be obvious"|
(n.) an emotional condition commonly experienced during the recovery period following extreme intoxication. The shame spiral consists of continued, connected thoughts and emotions of lack of self-worth, shame, regret, embarrassment and commitments to refuse to intoxicate oneself ever again.